02-Chapter 1 - Birthdays
Greetings one and all! I know it’s been a while since you all busted a gut laughing about the Tremes … but I have a REALLY GOOD excuse! NaNoWriMo!
Shaddup, Xander. This does NOT concern you. I’m talking to my loyal fans.
Sigh … I get NO respect (a la Rodney Dangerfield)

Umm … anyone know who this chick is? And why’s she just standing there?
That’s the nanny. We could afford to hire her, so we did. Besides, Lyndsay wanted to go back to work. And we needed the money especially if we wanted to keep the nanny. But she’s a GOOD nanny. She takes care of our little Xavier as if he was her own little grandson. She changes his diapers, she feeds him, she gives him attention. And she CLEANS!
Oh thank the goddess! With Lyndsay and her slob friends around, someone needs to clean besides YOU, Xander.
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