02-Chapter 1 - Birthdays
Greetings one and all! I know it’s been a while since you all busted a gut laughing about the Tremes … but I have a REALLY GOOD excuse! NaNoWriMo!
Shaddup, Xander. This does NOT concern you. I’m talking to my loyal fans.
Sigh … I get NO respect (a la Rodney Dangerfield)
Umm … anyone know who this chick is? And why’s she just standing there?
That’s the nanny. We could afford to hire her, so we did. Besides, Lyndsay wanted to go back to work. And we needed the money especially if we wanted to keep the nanny. But she’s a GOOD nanny. She takes care of our little Xavier as if he was her own little grandson. She changes his diapers, she feeds him, she gives him attention. And she CLEANS!
Oh thank the goddess! With Lyndsay and her slob friends around, someone needs to clean besides YOU, Xander.
It’s WHAT?! Where the hell have I been the past three days?!
Heck if I know. Kinda hard to see past your big fat head. You kinda take up the whole visual field, ya know.
Happy birthday, Xavier! You’re going to be four years old!
Four years old?! Pops! What happened to ONE through THREE?!
*WHIMPER!* Why oh WHY can I hear this kid?!
Come on, Xave m’boy! Blow out the candles.
Pops … your big, fat head is in the way. MOVE!
*ROTFL*
And does anyone want to explain to me why it took Xander so long to blow out those candles? One minute its daylight, next it’s night…
WHOA!!! What the hell’re you doin’, man?!
And what’s this strange, diamond shaped object?
A…a…CHOO! What’s with the confetti?!
DUDE!!! I’ve got TEETH! And look! I’ve got pops’s eyes. Take THAT!
OMG! You are so funny! The whole thing with Xavier reminded me of Stuey on the Family Guy. Xavier is a cutie…maybe he will find a place in your heart
Comment by Heather/Simaholic — November 8, 2005 @ 11:50 pm
Ah those Tremes…. crazy characters…. I love little Xavier… Can he please marry Helium girl???
Comment by Amy — November 9, 2005 @ 12:06 am
Very funny! I loved how Xavier made the comment about talking so much better in his head! You are very funny, and Xavier really is very cute. How are his personality points? Just wondering since his mom is the slob…is he a slob too or did he inherit some neat from Xander?
Comment by Alexis — November 9, 2005 @ 3:19 am
This was too cute
Comment by PRMami — November 9, 2005 @ 9:37 am
Awesome update! And yup, looks like Xavier will keep Xander and Lyndsay nicely in line for you. Hopefully you’ll be able to keep Xavier in line though! Now go change his hair from the icky default hair. Quickly!
Comment by Aeronwy — November 9, 2005 @ 2:28 pm
Y-e-e-s-s! Walls & Floors! Thank goodness Xavier got some of his Dad’s neat points…but then again with him picking his nose -that was priceless!
Great update, Love Xavier’s red hair! :0))
Comment by RJeannie88s — November 10, 2005 @ 9:33 am
You are very clever, Angelia. Seriously, you had me absolutely rolling. This was such a cute update… after reading all your updates, I bet your novel is going to really be something. I would be interested to read it. Thanks for sharing this with us!!!
Comment by HappySimmer10 — November 10, 2005 @ 1:15 pm
Very funny update! And the kid is witty. Doesn’t seem to take after either of his parents. lol
Comment by Schmoe — November 10, 2005 @ 6:13 pm
Ohh, the kid makes this story…he’s the superstar! LOL! I almost choked when he talked about having his Dad’s package one day….that was too funny!!
—green
Comment by greeneyedsims — December 17, 2005 @ 6:09 pm
Oh, Xavier upstaging his old man eh? I just love your sense of humor Anjel, really cracked me up how you had son teaching dad talking skills lmao
I think Im up to date now with the latest, so I want to end my comments by saying I hope you had a great Xmas, and have a fantastic new year
Definately looking forward to more, and I hope it won’t be too long for me to catch up by then. I really thank you for giving me a lot of laughs and all the feelings from the stories that you have here.
Comment by j00ky — December 30, 2005 @ 1:50 pm
I’ve just read through the Treme family… you have one crazy sense of humor! I think I might be in a little trouble with the slob myself! Keep up the excellent work!
Comment by Loki — January 1, 2006 @ 7:54 pm
Things are coming along rather nicely for this family now. Gonna be interesting to see where they’ll take this. And if Xavier will be the heir, and perhaps even the only kid.
Comment by Qosmic — April 8, 2006 @ 12:23 pm